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Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/14/2014 at 14:00 • Filed to: None

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Can I carry 4 bales of hay, my 4 year old son and my wife in a Kia Soul?

Yes ... yes you can.

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Why do parents need minivans again?


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:06

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but how much cheese?

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
10/14/2014 at 14:06

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All the cheese.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:15

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fun fact...you can stack 50 bails of hay in a long bed pickup without worrying about strapping anything down

just curious what do you need just 4 bails of hay for?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
10/14/2014 at 14:17

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My wife wanted them to decorate our lawn.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:20

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Why do parents need minivans again?

If they need to carry 4 bales of hay...and have more than 1 child.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein
10/14/2014 at 14:24

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Make 'em walk!


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:39

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You're welcome.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:39

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Hay bales can't walk!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Tohru
10/14/2014 at 14:46

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What kind of freaky hay bales are you getting?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Tohru
10/14/2014 at 14:47

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She's been doing stuff like this long before Pinterest.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:53

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Hatchbacks are amazing things. I managed to move absolutely all of my possessions to my room at Uni in my 106:

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Even if I had to get a little creative with where I stored certain items...


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > KirkyV
10/14/2014 at 14:55

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I had a PT cruiser. You could take those back seats out and haul absurd amounts of things.

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Kinja'd!!! Tohru > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:56

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I don't get hay bales, man. And if I wanted hay bales, I'd get them the traditional way: by stealing them out of a farmer's field in the dead of night with my truck.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:56

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Friggin' hippies.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:57

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The back seats in mine don't come out, but they do fold completely flat, turning the car into a rather small van with windows. I had room for all my clothes; a 37-inch telly/monitor; my PC; my bedding; some games consoles; a shit load of books; a few collectables, and assorted other miscellany. Irritatingly, I didn't think to take any pictures of it fully loaded.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Tohru
10/14/2014 at 14:57

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I thought you were going to hire peasants to cut the hay and tie it into bales.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 15:06

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Too much work for too little return. Super-villainy in this day and age is all about maximizing your return on investment.